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Sounds like he’s under a curse
There once lived a man of great wealth
Who suffered from deteriorating health
He confessed to his wife
To being unfaithful twice in his life
She said 'Yeah, right. More like the hundred and twelvth'
As the weeks passed, his condition got worse
His wife needed to hire a live-in nurse
She told her 'I know my husband is dying
At his funeral inside I'll be laughing, but act like I'm crying
Will they buy it? C'mon, help me rehearse'
