A local TV news anchor named Ben
Who I used to watch on the News at Ten
Is not overjoyed
To be now unemployed
Ben's uncertain he'll ever work again
Ben feels he was replaced
For this reason, he says with distaste
'This I was never actually told
I was fired because I was old
Age discrimination, an issue that must be faced
What's Ben been doing lately? Nuttin'
Doesn't go out, he's become a shut-in
For a news anchor job he has a hunger
But the networks want somebody younger
I'm curious why nobody hires him, he's Benjamin Button!