Keeping up with the news today
Is something that tends to depress me
I think back to a time when I'd say
'Here's a man who does impress me'
He never was charged with sexual harassment
Never looked upon as a national embarrassment
Criticized by some as being too cautious
He knew how to speak without making me nauseous
Never found guilty of committing fraud
Or profiting from business deals, here and abroad
I can't recall any kind of scandal
Not like today, have more than we can handle
Of course, there was the time, who can forget?
He wore a tan suit, a national disgrace to some? You bet!
A leader, who in many ways, dealt with being the first
Unlike the one we have now, who in every way's the worst
Our current leader has his own cologne, how nice he must smell
The B.O. is gone as he leads this country to hell
Think I'm exaggerating? You think that he won't?
I think that's where we're headed, if I know he DonT