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There once was a gal named Joyce
Who was faced with a difficult choice
Between two men, Manuel and Matt
Manuel was poor but nice to look at
Matt was ugly but drove a Rolls Royce
Joyce realized in this world, it's not funny
Matt had what you need, lots of money
If she chose Manuel
On his good looks could dwełl
But it wouldn't pay the rent, would it honey?
Joyce hungered for Manuel's touch
For Matt's touch? No, not so much
But Matt's feelings never did shift
When she broke down, he gave her a lift
When she needed him, Matt came through in the clutch
Which man to her heart, held the key?
With her decision you may disagree
Told Matt 'Go to hell!
I'm choosing Manuel'
Joyce preferred Manuel, oughta Matt I c, it wasn't to be
