The news Trump wants to rename Penn Station
Has ignited my imagination
If he's successful, why stop there?
Coming soon, Trump's name everywhere
The renaming that would be the best
Though initially, Trump might protest
Would be the Long Island Expressway
You may wonder why I feel this way
Initially, I'm sure you'll agree
It's commonly referred to as the LIE
The Trump LIE! Can always hope for it
Could anything be more appropriate?