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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep

Has no clue where to find them

Hey Bo Peep, you need more sleep 

You're out of your damn mind, um

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie

Kissed the girls, do you know why?

Georgie Porgie, horny guy

Late for the orgy! Ok, bye

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

If Little Miss Muffet listened to Warren Buffett

She'd have more in her 401K

Mary Mary, quite contrary

Why does your bad rep grow?

You say to a guy 'Yes, let's go

I want it so bad, you know'

Mary Mary, quite contrary

You say yes when you mean no