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At least she didn’t commit Harry, Carrie
There once was a gal named Carrie
About to go on a date with boyfriend Harry
But then Harry called
His friend Gary's car stalled
Said 'I can't make our date, must help Gary'
This news did not make Carrie merry
Decided to call her friend Terri
But Terri was beat
Too tired to meet
Carrie had a vodka with cranberry
Carrie thought of her ex-boyfriend Larry
They broke up, after he dragged her to a Trump rally
She called, asked 'Would you like to come over?'
He said 'Are there White Cliffs in Dover?
Of course! Would love to see you, Carrie'
After four vodkas with cranberry, Carrie
Started screaming 'No Larry, not another Trump rally!'
Incoherent and drunk, called a cab
Said 'Take me back to rehab'
When it showed up, she said 'Good thing, I have..oh cab..you Larry?'
