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There once was a man named Clark

Who always seemed to be in the dark

Was he the dumbest man alive?

He'd say 'Why on the parkway we drive?

While in the driveway we park!'

He'd say 'I may have problems mental 

But I'm very kind and gentle 

Rarely get upset, remain calm

Have you seen 50 Shades of Grey? I'm a dom

Can't find a place to stay, all the ads say sub-rental'

Clark was unemployed, lived with his aunt 

On those rare occasions, he'd go into a rant 

'My friend's a super, he's retiring

I'm the one they should be hiring!'

Clark as super? Man, thinks he can do the job? Clark Kant!