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There was a young woman from Muncie

Who wanted to have some fun, see

She went trick or treating

Then couldn't stop eating

Until she weighed half a ton, see

She became a drug abuser

Considered herself a big loser

But her life did improve

After she made the big move 

To Chicago and went to Lollapalooza

Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news! Uh..

I heard from the woman who went to Lollapalooza 

She insisted she never did Molly

To suggest otherwise would be folly

She didn't like the music, prefers John Philip Sousa