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You hear about Karen?
There was a lonely young lady named Karen
Her life, she desired to be sharin'
Tried online dating
She ended up hating
Reached the point where Karen stopped carin'
Karen was so desperate to marry
She'd take any Tom Dick or Harry
Met a loser named Warren Thomas
Made Warren Thomas promise
Over the threshold, after they marry, he would carry
After she wed, it became clear
Just what was happening here
Karen wanted a guarantee
What she got was uh..Warren T
Which unfortunately, only lasted a year
