There is a young man named Gene
Who is a most pompous teen
At his high school
He thinks he's so cool
The truth, he's the lamest you've seen
Gene's tried out for every school team
But he is a coach's bad dream
He thinks he's athletic
But he is pathetic
Though in Gene's mind, he reigns supreme
He'll say 'Me, they all want to exclude
But I say with certitude
No one is greater
Why's everyone a hater?
These haters put me in a bad mood'
Gene, don't you be so rude
You must change your attitude
What you think you can do?
Gene, I got news for you
You can't! You are bad at it, dude!