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Might be jollier with a bialy, er
I have an old friend named Pete
For breakfast each day, he'd eat
A bagel, if you please
With a little cream cheese
Without it, felt his day incomplete
Lately, Pete's been very upset
Upset as a person can get
Emotionally, he's a mess
The cause of his distress?
Is someone stealing his bagels? You bet!
A bagel thief breaks through Pete's door
The cops said they weren't sure
Why the bagel thief picked him
Made him his victim
And steal the bagels Pete does adore
Knew I had to get involved
To help Pete get this issue resolved
A great idea, not surprising
Plus, it's so appetizing
Put some lox on those bagels, problem solved!
