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John, who was a moron
There once was a moron, who? John
Who lived in Saskatchewan
Never ate Chinese food
Said 'I hate to be rude
Prefer not having a cat to chew on'
John met a gal named Roberta
They got married and moved to Alberta
These are the facts
Killed his wife with an axe
He confessed 'Didn't think it would hurt her'
