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The story of Maude
This is the story of Maude
A woman of means, very rich
Though she had plenty of money
Maude was still a bitch
If you weren't rich like her
You, she would mock and tease
A bad thing would eventually occur
Maude came down with a rare disease
Though she managed to survive it
All of her hair fell out
Maude was appalled she was totally bald
'This cannot stand' she would shout
Maude searched online day and night
Found what she thought was the cure
A treatment her doctor warned her against
But she knew it would work, was so sure
Once a week she would get an injection
Directly into her butt
Which caused a severe infection
Maude died from an infected gut
The treatments were successful, by the way
If Maude was alive, she'd be merry
How do I know that they worked?
I saw her 'Oh bitch, you hairy'
