He was a low-life vermin named Lou
Hated anything German, was true
Say 'Gesundheit' if someone sneezed?
Lou wouldn't be too pleased
He'd say 'Don't wanna hear it, say 'Bless you''
There once was an a-hole named Moe
Who every week would go to a ho
No one knew his name
He just went and came
That's so lame, Moe, LMAO!