Know him by his name

President Trump meets with his P.R. team:

 

Listen guys, my poll numbers are sinking fast, what can I do?

 

Mr President, we were thinking a name change would be a good idea.

 

To what?

 

What's your name now?

 

Donald Trump.

 

Yes, and what are you when people meet you, initially?

 

D T

 

Right. But we don't think DT would work. You tell people you're DT, they might think you're an alcoholic. Who are you, Mr President?

 

I D T

 

Yes. But people may think you're only referring to D. Are you forgetting something?

 

I D O T

 

Good sir. But people may think you're a woman named Dot. You don't want that. You want everyone to know you're D! You're T! You're gonna do whatever the hell you want, and nobody can do a damn thing about it!

 

I D I O T!

 

I like it!

 

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