President Trump meets with his P.R. team:
Listen guys, my poll numbers are sinking fast, what can I do?
Mr President, we were thinking a name change would be a good idea.
To what?
What's your name now?
Donald Trump.
Yes, and what are you when people meet you, initially?
D T
Right. But we don't think DT would work. You tell people you're DT, they might think you're an alcoholic. Who are you, Mr President?
I D T
Yes. But people may think you're only referring to D. Are you forgetting something?
I D O T
Good sir. But people may think you're a woman named Dot. You don't want that. You want everyone to know you're D! You're T! You're gonna do whatever the hell you want, and nobody can do a damn thing about it!
I D I O T!
I like it!