Got one, miss one

I knew a young woman named Sue

If there was one thing about Sue we knew 

It wasn't a no or a maybe

Yes, she wanted to have a baby

The whole world needed to know too

 

People would say to Sue

'Sure this is something you want to do?

Being a single mom's hard today

Can you handle everything ok?

Sue would say 'Yes, I really want to!'

 

Sue was so anxious to have a child

She did something many thought wild

Called her reviled ex-husband Jack

Begged him to come back

Needed his seed, so they reconciled 

 

A year later, Sue gave birth, whoop-de-doo!

Your wish came true, how happy are you?

But it didn't take long

To see something was wrong

What was the matter with Sue?

 

Men don't have women's intuition

So I asked, Sue confirmed my suspicion

A baby, she wanted one, true

But she didn't want one, wanted two!

Wanted two, got one? Check your addition!

 

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