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Max needs to relax
There once was a man named Max
Who found it impossible to relax
He said 'It's because of my wife
She's ruining my life
With her constant panic attacks!'
Max said 'I must find a way
To end my wife's panic attacks, ok?'
Did he find a way? Yes he did. Max
Chopped off her head with an ax
She hasn't had a panic attack since that day!
