There was once a time upon
Lived a man whose name was Don
Who liked goin' to hos
The hos who Don chose
Were the hos who turned Don on
There was a ho named Susan
Who Don got tired of usin'
From what I've been told
Susan was gettin' too old
For Don, another ho he'd be choosin'
Don chose a ho named Sara
Sexy lingerie she would wear, uh
But somethin' was missin'
Sara didn't like kissin'
Somethin' Don couldn't bear, uh
Susan, she'd kiss with abandon
So Don ended up demandin'
Them both, omg
Had a great time, those three
You may know them as Susan Sara'n'Don!
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