A minor problem

I first saw her in the bank, it happened just last week

She was so gorgeous. I could hardly speak

I knew I had to say something. I finally would tell her

She said to me 'Why, thank you, I think you're a cute fella'

 

At this point, my heart was racing, I was over the moon

When she said to me 'Wanna hang out this afternoon?

I have nothing going on, I have no place to go

We can go back to my house and do some stuff, you know?'

 

She was by far, the most forward girl I've seen

I told her that she said 'Guys can't believe I'm 17'

I'll tell you, I never met a gal who was as finer 

But I'm not crazy enough to get involved with a minor

 

I was glad to get out of there before she broke my heart

If you know anything about banking, you'll get the next part

I'm a man who is old enough to collect Social Security

And she's a girl who hasn't yet reached maturity

 

That's why a relationship with her would have to stall

I'd be subject to a penalty for early withdrawal

But the best reason i'm not with her,  I think you will agree

I found out she wasn't insured by the FDIC!

 

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