I first saw her in the bank, it happened just last week
She was so gorgeous. I could hardly speak
I knew I had to say something. I finally would tell her
She said to me 'Why, thank you, I think you're a cute fella'
At this point, my heart was racing, I was over the moon
When she said to me 'Wanna hang out this afternoon?
I have nothing going on, I have no place to go
We can go back to my house and do some stuff, you know?'
She was by far, the most forward girl I've seen
I told her that she said 'Guys can't believe I'm 17'
I'll tell you, I never met a gal who was as finer
But I'm not crazy enough to get involved with a minor
I was glad to get out of there before she broke my heart
If you know anything about banking, you'll get the next part
I'm a man who is old enough to collect Social Security
And she's a girl who hasn't yet reached maturity
That's why a relationship with her would have to stall
I'd be subject to a penalty for early withdrawal
But the best reason i'm not with her, I think you will agree
I found out she wasn't insured by the FDIC!