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Herman the German
There once was a man named Herman
Whose ethnicity happened to be German
Toward the ladies, he make a big fuss
They'd say 'Herman's so nice to us
Makes us all feel like we're Uma Thurman'
As time went on, over women, he lost power
His situation was getting worse by the hour
Herman rarely did laundry, his clothes got so dirty
No woman could stand it, he couldn't be flirty
Chose to get himself new clothes at Eddie Bauer
Herman said 'I look great in these clothes, I think
I'll go to the bar, order a whiskey sour, my favorite drink'
But the bartender told him to get out
Said 'Won't serve you a whiskey sour, Kraut
Hate anyone who's German, think they stink!'
From the bartender Herman didn't cower
For a while at him he did glower
Then he said 'Think I'm ok with being harassed?
Like your job? It's not gonna last
You're gonna lose it fast, faster than Matt Lauer!'
