There is a big Mets fan named Frankie
Who lately's been extremely cranky
Because he met Yvette
A gal he can't forget
He's been sobbing, please give him a hankie
Why has Frankie been crying?
He told me he's given up trying
Since he's met her his dream
Has been change Yvette's favorite team
From Yanks to Mets, she won't, he's dying!