Ted needs rehab

There once was a man named Ted

A lonely life he led

Then he met Franny

A beautiful tranny

He said 'Let's get better acquainted'

 

'We can go out to eat at the diner

But I can think of something that's finer 

Don't want no bacon and eggs

Want what's between your legs 

And I know you don't got a vagina'

 

Franny said 'Did I hear right what you said?

With me you want to go to bed?

Not yet, it's too quick

You're making me sick

To me, think you're a-dick-Ted'

 

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