There once was a man named Ted
A lonely life he led
Then he met Franny
A beautiful tranny
He said 'Let's get better acquainted'
'We can go out to eat at the diner
But I can think of something that's finer
Don't want no bacon and eggs
Want what's between your legs
And I know you don't got a vagina'
Franny said 'Did I hear right what you said?
With me you want to go to bed?
Not yet, it's too quick
You're making me sick
To me, think you're a-dick-Ted'