Dick’s problem was licked

There's a handsome young man named Dick

Of beautiful women, has his pick

This he'd never divulge 

Only likes those with a bulge

What exactly are you looking for Dick?

 

Dick spoke to his good friend Crans

He said 'You're someone who understands

You're a person I trust 

Need to say this, I must 

Have an uncontrollable lust for a trans'

 

Crans said 'Dick, you're a nervous wreck 

You're going crazy, just hold on a sec

You think trans are hot? 

I say, Dick so what?

It's no big deal, what the heck!'

 

What Crans said to him did the trick

Dick's anxiety disappeared quick

His problem was solved

Because Crans got involved 

Should be grateful he so hands on Dick

 

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Masterful crafting. Reminds

Masterful crafting. Reminds me of that tightrope act between the now defunct Twin Towers.


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Thank you so much..

Thank you so much for your comment. Yes, I remember that day Philippe Petit walked between the Twin Towers. That was no small feat, though it probably helped that Philippe had small feet, since he was Petit. Thanks again.