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There once was a gal named Connie

Whose boyfriend's name was Johnny

With him she got bored

Because he couldn't afford 

A suit designed by Armani

There once was a guy named Clyde

Who was too shy to go outside 

He'd say 'I know being like this 

There's a lot that I miss 

But since I'm shy, in my house I will hide'

One day Clyde looked out the window and saw

A gal that made his heart soar 

It was Connie walking down the street 

He said 'That's a gal I must meet 

If I was with her I won't be shy anymore'

What happened to Connie and Clyde?

It's a sad ending which can't be denied

When I heard what occurred my heart sank

Both were shot trying to rob a bank 

And unfortunately, they both died 

Wait a second, that wasn't Clyde and Connie

Wasn't that Clyde and Bonnie?

What really happened, this Clyde moved to Iran 

Or maybe Afghanistan

And Connie? She's dating Rudy Giuliani