Knew a gal named Yetta from Rockville Centre
Who was known as a bit of a yenta
She'd have breaking news
But she'd get confused
Said it was all about him, when she meant her
I understand Yetta's no longer in Rockville Centre
She bought an apartment near Rockefeller Center
Got a loan from a rich banker
He should be reminded he should thank her
For showing him it's better to be a buyer than a renter