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Next door to me I have these neighbors 

Want to make something clear

l call them my 'hope they go far away-bors'

Every night the fights I must hear

The other night I spent                               

Three hours listening to an argument 

Which caused me lots of aggravation 

About where they should go on vacation 

He said 'How 'bout we spend a week in Jamaica?

I know you don't like it so I cannot make ya'

She said 'No, I'll gain weight. That good food I will 'mangia'

While you'd be sitting on your butt all day, stoned from smoking ganja'

She said 'How 'bout Trinidad? My girlfriend was there, a great time she had'

He said 'She had a great time 'cause she met a Trini Dad

Why should we go there? So you can get some?

You want some from Trinidad? I want some from Trini Mom!'

Instead of the Caribbean, my neighbors should think about Europe

That is the best place I think they should be seeking

I say that 'cause every dawn, I hear her yell 'You're up peein''

You're up peein'? Europe, be in! That's the place you should be leaking!