I'm out of work, I need a job
I do not want to steal or rob
I work in sales, a software seller
Don't raise my voice, I'm not a yeller
But I know how to get the job done
A salesman who's second to none
Saw a job opening online, you see
It fit my background perfectly
A start up place that makes software
I knew that I'd be happy there
I went there for an interview
But they said 'We can't hire you
We'll tell you why, you can confirm
Checked your references, you are not firm'
I said 'What do you mean, I'm not firm?'
They said 'We're looking for someone long-terrm
We're looking to grow, become large
We need a person who's in charge!
While your background is impressive
We feel you're not very aggressive'
I told you I'm a quiet guy
But I don't believe them, why should I?
They're basically telling me
I'm too soft to work at their company
Aren't they a software firm?
Call their customers, they'll confirm
At my manner, they may have scoffed
But when it comes to selling software
They won't find no one better nowhere
I stand firm, I do sell soft!
Pretty good. nice way to
Pretty good. nice way to start the new year reading this one