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Running mate? Tough choice
I may be wrong, but unless the Supreme Court doesn't allow his name on the ballot, I believe Donald Trump will be the Republican nominee for President. Should that be the case, he would need to choose a running mate. I was looking at the other candidates, specifically their names, to see who would be the best choice:
1) DONALD TRUMP/CHRIS CHRISTIE = CHRSTMS RI? I EAT UP CHLDRN. I DO!
Personally, I don't think Chris Christie is the best choice. I wouldn't vote for someone who eats children. Would you?
2) DONALD TRUMP/NIKKI HALEY = L! ALONE, T DRNK P. YUM! HA! I KID.
Even though she's kidding, you don't want your running mate bringing something like this up. You never know how many voters will take it seriously.
3) DONALD TRUMP/VIVEK RAMASWAMY = DON T: I 'AV A DRM. V.R. SAY: MM..L! WAKE UP!
Quoting Martin Luther King would be smart. Having a running mate who jokes about it is not.
4) DONALD TRUMP/RON DESANTIS = DR? T, 'ES AN OLD MAN. SO I PUT 'DNR'.
Trump's always suggesting Biden is too old to be President. Reminding voters that you're old also and may even be at death's door by referring to a 'Do Not Resuscitate' sign is not a good idea.
Tough choice, huh?
