I went out with an old acquaintance
She's not hot, you'll find
But there is one thing I must say
She's nice, so I don't mind
You're in the bar, that girl is hot
You try your favorite line
'Hey, let's have sex'
She says 'Let's not
You out of your damn mind?'
You should go back to your acquaintance
Some advice, you'll find
Most hot girls
Tend to be high maintenance
That's the bottom line
If you'll be drinking New Years Eve
Be smart, don't try to drive
You'll increase your chance, I believe
Of remaining alive
STAY SAFE. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE