Libra- If you paint stripes on a Libra
Does it become a zebra?
A Z bra? Holy crap!
A D bra is pretty big
Can you imagine a Z bra?
Sagittarius- All of you, you all say
Who is very scary? Us!
At least you're not as horrible
As those who are Aquarius
Scorpio- What do you know?
What happened to your last letter?
The letter N. Would make you
A scorpion. Sounds much better
Capricorn- You're bad in the morn
Both before and after the dawn
Don't worry, you'll be worse real soon
Just wait until the afternoon
Aquarius- You need to bear water
Don't know if you will, but you oughta
Billie Jean? The kid was not his son
Guess what? I am not your daughter!
Pisces- A different sign, one sees
Them as a completely different species
It doesn't matter if you please
They still are all full of feces
Today's horoscope
Wasn't it dope?
Yes or nope?