I have a friend named Lou
He is an Orthodox Jew
Lou is the kind of person who
Will do anything for you
Recently, I found myself in a fix
Got involved with a couple of no-goodniks
Didn't know what to do
Then I heard from my friend Lou
Lou said 'Don't worry, I'm here for you 24/6'
'Every day but Saturday, that's my day of rest
Anyway on Saturday I'm not feeling my best
That day I don't feel so hot
My immune system is shot
Must be because it's the weekend
So it's weakened!'