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There was a young man named Dan

Who wasn't sure if he was a man

Rather than guess

Took a job at CBS

Now he's doing the best he can

You may be confused 

At the references I used

You may think this limerick's a mess

Got a job at CBS?

Wtf!! You feel your trust's been abused?

I say to you, stop all the blather!
Don't get yourself into a lather

I don't know what the problem is

Go see Kenneth, the frequency's his

As for Dan, which is it? Man or woman?

Would Dan Rather?...