It was 247 years ago today
That the Founding Fathers had their say
They were thinking about it for a while
Was King George III going senile?
So may I introduce to you
Some men you know from history
Founding Fathers Only White Men Band
We're Founding Fathers Only White Men Band
Won't tell you things that you should know
The truth, it isn't hard to understand
Though it may be hard to swallow
Founding Fathers Only, Founding Fathers Only
Founding Fathers Only White Men Band
It's wonderful to be here
We represent the colonies
We hope that you will join with us
As we declare Independence!
From now on it's Them vs Us!
Hold on! Gotta stop the show!
Here's a black man who we don't know
He says that slavery is wrong
He serious? Gotta move along
Somebody, poke that n****r with a spear!
Get him the f**k outta here!
He has no place in
Founding Fathers Only White Men Band