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Hello all you beautiful people out there!

This is your intrepid reporter bringing you the latest poop in show biz!

When I say poop, I'm talking about the biggest poop ever!

I had the privilege and honor to sit down for a chat with none other than Mr Stephen Sondheim! 

I know what you're saying. Stephen Sondheim died in November 2021. Since when has something like death stopped yours truly from getting the 411?

Here's a transcript:

Me:Thank you so much Mr Sondheim for taking the time. The general public probably knows of you from that beautiful song 'Send in the Clowns'. Do you know what I discovered? 
If you take the letters that make up your name, Stephen Sondheim, you can come up with 'Send in the'. The letters remaining are  'e h m o p s'.
Before you settled on 'clowns', was there anything else using those six letters that might have worked?

STEPHEN SONDHEIM  =  SEND IN THE..O, SHEMP.

Me: Wow! Who knew Stephen Sondheim was a 3 Stooges fan! Anything else?

STEPHEN SONDHEIM  =  SEND IN THE PM SHOE.

Me:Interesting! You wear 2 pairs of shoes every day! One pair in the morning and one pair for the afternoon and evening. I must try that!

STEPHEN SONDHEIM  =  SEND IN THE 'H' POEMS.

Me: Ohh I see. You wrote poems in your spare time. You kept them in a file cabinet and arranged them in alphabetical order by title. Very clever!

STEPHEN SONDHEIM  =  SEND IN THE HEMP, SO..

Me: Excuse me Mr Sondheim. We need to take a short break. I'll be back with Part II of my chat with Broadway legend Stephen Sondheim in a moment!