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Hate NYC

Though I live here

Everywhere I go now

I get booed

It used to be

So easy for me

Now I can't rape someone 

Without getting sued

Need to change my ways

But I'd never leave this city

There's no place I'd rather roam

No!

There must be a way 

A way that I can stay

Maybe all I need is a new home

Oh...

Gonna hang out 

In the West Village 

A perfect place for me 

There's cool people

I can meet there

Mostly LGBT

Wanna shape and 

tone this body

So I went and joined a gym

Met a guy there

Sexy body!

Think I'm gonna call him

That man can fill me to the brim!

Why'd it take me so long to say...

l must be gay!

I must be gay!

I must be gay!

I LOVE IT!!