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Ogden Nash redux Part 2
6) Old Men
People expect, men as they age
To become wise, and act so sage
To some, that makes a lot of sense
As they don't suffer from incontinence
Old men know with just a glance
When an old man pees his pants
7) The Pig
I've always found it very puzzlin'
If you're a Jew or a Muslim
To eat your flesh is forbidden
Are they serious? Thought they were kiddin'!
8) A Caution to Everybody
Consider man today
He struggles through life, and dies alone
Yet can't exist without his phone
For some, a constant search for food to eat
While others, spend their day thinking
What to tweet
9) A Word to Husbands
Don't say a word!
You'll make her cry
Don't let her know
That you are bi.
10) Crossing the Border
I can't go back!
This is so hard!
One thing I lack
Is my Green Card!
