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Lou is a dumb little mouth-breather

Does he have brains or brawn? He has neither

When his wife said she wanted another child

Lou looked at her and smiled 

And said 'Me too. I don't like the one we have either!'

Sue, his wife, is also one of a kind

You could say she's stupidity defined

She'll go to Macy's to buy perfume

And ask 'Where is the dressing room?'

Why? She says 'What if I buy something and then don't want it?

I need someplace to change my mind!'