Just, just go away

How'd you like this guy?

What a stupid ass buffoon

And not only that 

He's as dumb as a baboon

Oh, I take that back

Baboons are smart

But not this guy

Say goodbye

Goodbye!

 

Just, just go away!

I can't stand you

Please go away real soon!

 

The world's a better place

Without this dumb buffoon

Don't want to see your face

Go back to the Black Lagoon

Don't ask me to explain to you 

The reasons why

Just say goodbye!

Goodbye!

 

Just, just go away!

You make me sick

Please go away real soon!

If possible, tomorrow afternoon!

Real soon!

 

Just, just go away!

No, no, you can't stay!

Just, just go away!...

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a one-size fits all poem.

Can be used for Republicans, Democrats, liberals, conservatives, your brother-in-law, boss, you get the picture. It was easier to restrict it to men.

 

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SSmoothie's picture

I Saw progressive Joe the

I Saw progressive Joe the 'hope of the new world'


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J-C4113D's picture

Thank you for posting that. 

Thank you for posting that.  I can think of one person to whom I would love to send a copy.


J-Called

Teytonon's picture

I get the feeling we’re thinking of the same person..

I get the feeling we're thinking of the same person. By the way, if you're looking for a good laugh, check out Randy Rainbow on YouTube. He does song parodies, many about our favorite Republican. Brilliant and hilarious.