Poetry corner with Mr T

I think that I will never see

The fool who dares to pity me!

The fool who don't know I'm the best

I said enough, you know the rest 

I tell you straight, ain't no backstabber

I'm tired of this jibber-jabber

Got things to do, people to see

I'm plannin' my biggest comeback since Rocky III!

Wipe that look off your face, don't pity me!

If anybody's gonna do the pitying around here

It's me, Mr T!

Fool! 

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I burped viscous bile

I burped viscous bile.. what a waste


bananas are the perfect food

for prostitues

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I’m sorry to hear you’re having..

I'm sorry to hear you're having issues with your gallbladder, which may lead, as it did in your case, to the buildup of viscous bile, or, as it is sometimes referred to 'gallbladder sludge'. A diet rich in fresh fruits and vegetables, along with low-fat dairy products, may help. Also, make sure to drink water throughout the day as dehydration can exacerbate the problem. If your problem persists, consult a doctor. Thanks for the comment.

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Doctors are dumbasses

Nah, the bile was tasteless because I sipped a bit of water too quickly. I eat so much fruit (implicit by my pic) you wouldn't believe it. Thanks for the.. advice


bananas are the perfect food

for prostitues