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First world problem-part one
I have a problem
I need some advice
It's my neighbor downstairs
He's not very nice
He must have very sensitive ears
Since any sound I make he hears
He complains all the time
'Stop making such noise!'
The reality is, girls and boys
I'm probably the quietest person
In the entire co-op
I hardly make a sound
You can hear a pin drop
He needs to stop
Before I call a cop
Thank you for letting me vent my spleen
My spleen has been vented
I now feel contented
You know what I mean?
Can't hardly wait for part
Can't hardly wait for part two! Been there before and sadly none the wiser. And age old at the dinner table topic: what makes good neighbours. My one standing solution from childhood recollection - buy 9 lots (like a tic-tac-toe grid) and build in the centre lot so as to distance oneself from grief and trouble. Ten foot pole policy. That doesn't help in this circumstance, so back to the opening comment: none the wiser.
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