Can it be?

There once was a caveman named Uk

Who lived in the Stone Age

Unfortunately Uk was deaf

Which caused him lots of rage

Because Uk was so mad

He could not find a cavelady to bone

It was so sad

All the caveladies 

Left him, deaf Uk, alone

 

People who come from Australia 

Are born with a sense of failure 

Because they're down under

They always will wonder

About the size of their genitalia 

 

 

View teytonon's Full Portfolio
saiom's picture

 I dedicated a poem to you..

 I dedicated a poem to you.. you are its muse

https://www.postpoems.org/authors/saiom/poem/110726544

 

What does Teytonon mean, if you care to share.

I once lived on W 74th and miss the almost infinite

options there



 

 

Teytonon's picture

I a muse? I amuse you? You

I a muse? I amuse you? You think I'm funny? Funny how? You mean like a clown? I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny? Tell me, how the **** am I funny? What the **** is so funny about me?

Thank you. I'm honored by your dedication.

 

Pungus's picture

Fancied indeed

This was a pleasant surprise to read. I enjoyed it much. Thanks for sharing.


bananas are the perfect food

for prostitues