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Trees still there
Sometimes it doesn't pay to complain
As a matter of fact it's quite a pain
My neighbors tree fell in my yard
I thought This isn't so hard We'll
Discuss See what he will think
He said Don't bother me
About the damn tree It's my day off
I just want to sit here and drink
I called 311 Gee, that was fun
Told them I needed their help
They said Listen you What else
Is new Suggested I go on Yelp
Which I did Gave them a bad review
They called me back Told me
&^%@ you too!
Oy vey
What a day
Sometimes it doesn't pay to complain
Lol
What is 311 anyway?
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311 is similar to 911. It was started in I believe the late 1990's to handle non-emergency municipal services. Most larger cities have it if I'm not mistaken.