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Here's something you won't believe

Well you can believe it or not

If cyberspace is the place you stay

I will tell you this myself

There's no damn place in cyberspace

To relieve yourself

I mean, come on

How much does it cost

To install a john?

I am lost for an explanation

Did I take my medication?

Say you're at one of these cyberbars

You've been drinking for awhile

You've just about had your fill

Wouldn't it be nice

To find a cyber urinal?

But no

That really pisses me off

Oh well

Better to be pissed off

Than to be pissed on

Does anybody here know

Why it's called a john

Nice talking to you