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I just ate a bag of Salt & Vinegar Lays,

I absolutely despise these rainy days!

Weather like this totally sucks,

I need to borrow twenty bucks.



It's been awhile since I had a beer,

Thinking about it makes me tear!

I think Bud Light or two would do me good,

Hell, a 12 pack surely would.



I'd do anything to get you off my mind,

Drive across the country to leave you behind.

But instead I'll sit here and get more drunk,

And dream about some gorgeous hunk.



It hasn't worked yet, but the night's still young,

On my beer can I just cut my tongue.

But I don't care, I've beared more pain,

Listening to assholes like you complain.