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J man - Jesus said, " I am the way!"



" If i believe that mate, theres no way i'll get laid"



J man - " I mean i'm the only path!"



" Your a human mate, your having a laugh"



J man - " Don't you understand i am the light"



"Well turn yourself down mate. Your way to bright"



J man - " No, no i'm the son of God!"



"No your not your a manipulating sod"



J man - " Gods my father and yours as well"



" Hes not my dad, he went down to hell"



J man - " Haven't you seen my many miracles"



" Can't say i have but i wont be cynical.

  I want a car and my mate wants a wife.

  Oh yeah and how about bringing my dad back to life!"



J-man " All you people just want impossible things"



" Alright i'll ask Santa and see what he brings.

  Come on mate your showing yourself up,

  Show us something good or go and piss off!

  We've had enough of you stupid lies,

  Most of us can't cope and just go and get high!"



J-man - "Oh well, there doesn't seem much point"



" Too right mate i'm going to roll a joint!"