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I sit here in his office

watching that old clock

in this little tied up night gown

waiting for the doc

My nerves are all a jingle

wonderin' what he'll say

will I be happy with his news

or will it be a bad day

Well, here he is

a bunch of papers in his hand

the look upon his face is somber

guess my check up ain't so grfand

Well, I know I'm somewhat overweight

I weigh about two hundred ten

guess I need to lose about a hundred

and get myself real slim

he said my chlosterol is higher than the sky

three eighty is over the top

I'll have to take some pills to get it down

or my heart might take a flop

He said my kidneys have a stone or two

and I know, for they hurt like hell

all in all it seems to me

I'm not doing so very well

I know my blood pressure is a little high

but it don't trouble me much

I''ll take some pills to get it down

then my blood won't be in a rush

The Doc. say's if I want to live a normal life

I have many things o change

a better diet, more exercise, more liquids

or he's not responsible for a thing

so, OK I guess that does it

I have to get an over haul

for now my chances aren't to good

and I could just sit down and bawl