MY STUPID PELVIC BONE

My boyfriend came to take me home

but now my heart's as cold as stone

and now I sit here all alone

cause I went and broke my pelvic bone

 

I sat in the E R freezing cold

with not a blanket to unfold

so now my voice is harsh and bold

because I caught a bloomin' cold

 

And now my boyfriends gone away

because he simply could not stay

now for stupidity I must pay

and sit and rue that horrid day

 

And now I hide my head in shame

for I know I was to blame

and for weeks on crutches I must remain

and have all this awful pain

 

Each time I move I holler some

and now I'm feeling rather dumb

and I sure don't feel like number one

and I ain't having any fun

 

So now I sit here in this chair

wishing I was off up there

for in Michigan, we'd been a pair

and love each other with out compare

 

And now I sit in gloom and doom

so alone and out of tune

and I feel like a big baffone

knowing it won't heal too soon

 

Today I'm sad, for I'm alone

and for silly things I must atone

for Monday I slipped and then was thrown

and broke my stupid pelvic bone

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This really did happen to me.  My boyfriend is now my husband, and he had to leave and get back to work. I really felt soooo stupid.

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sweetwater's picture

Never heard of anyone

Never heard of anyone breaking that bone before, you must be one of a kind. :-) Glad all is well now x

Sunmaiden's picture

Hi Sweetwater, LOL, this was

Hi Sweetwater, LOL, this was the second time I had broken it.It really isn't fun. thank you for writing.

sweetwater's picture

I know it can be broken in

I know it can be broken in traffic accidents etc., but not just in a fall..and twice! Imagine its not fun at all. take care. :-)