My great grand pa had a brother
who was nice as he could be
he had a sweet old fashion girl
they wed in nineteen thirty three
They had a little homestead
and he built a small log home
they raised some pigs, a cow ot two
some chickens, and an old dog named Bone
They went to church each Sunday
and prayed for a child or two, maybe three
but what the good Lord gave them
was funny as could be
First along came Madeline
with blue eys and long blond curls
and as she grew she became more beautiful
and gave all the boys a whirl
Next along came Lucy
with long straight auburn hair
but Lucy was a tom boy
with which no male could compare
Number three was Mary
who was gentle, slim and tall
she bacame a country school teacher
and was smarter than them all
Pretty soon came little Martha
who grew up to cook and sew
and if you needed advice on anything
ask Martha, she would know
And in a few more years came a small surprise
Louise became her name
she loved to play piano in the church
find old hymn books and sing
Then along came Laura
she was a bully and her voice was always heard
she loved to dominate the men
and sometimes was absurd
Last now, but not the least
came litle Malinda Ruth
she grew up to be a real good nurse
and that's the dying truth
Now the years went flying by so fast
and no more children came
there was no son with whom to hunt and fish
nor carry on his name
but life goes on
Now Madeline married a man named Wolfe
and lucy married a Fox
Mary married a man named Camel
with snow white beard and locks
Martha married a man named Deere
and Louise married a Lamb
and Malinda Ruth married a weakling
who could never take a stand
Now the old man would stand and scratch his head
and think, why did this happen to me
for seven women in his house
was six more than there ought to be
Now he added more rooms on the old house
for the girls all brought their husbands home
and now it was just a mad house
for t'was no way to be alone
Then he had a grand idea
he'd start a circus band
for all his son in laws played instrument
and they could travel oer' the land
But now you say, a circus band
well listen, what do you hear
for theres a Fox a Wolfe, a Camel
a Bird, a Lamb and a Deere
Now the ending of this story
is a wonderous one, so there
for they really did have a circus band
for the old mans last name was Bear
A TRUE STORY