Camping
By jfarrell
“Toast. A nice golden brown colour, please.”
A blue jet of flame incinerates my bread on it’s skewer.
I brush away my singed eyebrows
And look at Karla.
“Can we try that again please, without the cremation?”
Karla bathes the second slice
Within a warm orange flame.
“Perfect!”
I run over, hug Karla
And give her a big kiss on the cheek.
Karla burps in embarrassment
And a blue jet of flame incinerates my tent.
“Hmmmm… Okay, maybe we won’t go camping this easter…
“How about finding some bridges….
“to redesign in your unique fashion.”